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Football is a Martian's Game

Sometimes I don’t understand Jamie, and sometimes he doesn’t understand me.   It’s not an indictment of our marriage, it’s more of a man/woman thing.   The two sexes are wired so differently that it’s been said men are from Mars and women are from Venus. I think the game of Football proves it. Mental Wiring Remember playing with the neighbor kids and there was always one kid who made additional rules up as they went along and by the end of the game, no one understood anything except the kid who made up the rules? Wasn’t the Rule-Maker-Upper usually a Martian? I think that most Rule-Maker-Uppers grow up to be this guy: Martians are wired to not only be this guy; but they’re also wired to listen to and understand guys like this.   A Venusian, on the other hand, can’t get through this twenty-seven second clip without banging her head on a table.   (At least this Venusian can’t) They can, however, remember a pediatrician’s phone number, ...